EMMA!

[frenzy]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN. UBER EATS PUT A BAGEL ON MY PORCH.

I don't get paid enough to call them and set them straight. All this food says "Emma", so I hope Emma sets them straight. Or, maybe people staying at the airbnb next door will stop ordering uber eats lol

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[symbioid]

My brain says it's your dad's friends ghost giving you free food as a gift for taking the cat(s?)
But considering ghosts aren't real, I guess you're more right than I.

[frenzy]

I love this explanation. Todd and my dad, reunited, pranking me with food.

My dad would have ordered a “sauce pizza” but Todd decided I earned real food.

[symbioid]

Ha :)

Is "Sauce Pizza" just... what it sounds like? Did he not like any thing else? Or did he prank you with that as a kid?

[frenzy]

My dad would always prank call the pizza place we always got pizza from. they had to have known it was him. He'd ask for sauce pizzas on occasion. Just crust and sauce. thats it. lol